Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Do you have a tummy ache?

Several of the Bickersons do. Both kids went to bed with a fair amount of moaning and groaning from tummies too full of Halloween treats. But we all had fun even if I was unable to convince Hope to dress as a "flower bunny" tonight. She was a bunny at school but decided to go trick or treating as Flower Girl from a Northern Clime tonight. I thought it would be fantastic to combine the two costumes but what do I know.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Would you like some music with that grande nonfat caramel macchiato with triple whip?

I swung by my neighborhood Starbucks for an after-work pick-me-up and found myself reading the backside of Annie Lenox's Songs of Mass Destruction CD. It's been awhile since I bought a CD and I don't think I've ever purchased one in a Starbucks so I did today. I wanted to listen to that one now. It's good. Really good. If you like Annie Lenox. You can check it out here.

But the bonus? I asked the clerk if I shouldn't get a free coffee with those tunes and she said, "Yes you should," and proceeded to charge me nada for my tasty coffee.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Speaking of food

This sounds like a book FizzyLizzy and I would enjoy:

My Last Supper

Oatmeal Pie

There was a favorite restaurant in Iowa City that served a mean Oatmeal Pie.

If you haven't tried it before, you should. It's especially good for those who have a love/hate thing with pecan pie (as in, hate pecan pie because there are too many pecans).

The recipe for one version is here.

It's been awhile

since we visited the MOBA.

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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Music appreciation

I wish I could find a better way to share music files on this blog. I finally got a copy of this piece from last season's first VocalEssence concert. It is Dominique Argento's They Shall Hunger No More, performed by Cantus. It's currently my second favorite piece of music, the first being Bob Dylan's Workingman's Blues #2. I love it especially because of how the verse is paired with the harmony and melody which have a lot of augmented and diminished chords and intervals, and minor and major harmonies that make it sound comforting and at the same time a little worrisome and scary.

It's here on my Mac site.

Gratitude Journal

Entry #724:

Thankful I don't have to put up with monkeys.

This is funny

And I can't think of anything else to say. Read it if you haven't all ready.

Today's Dooce dose

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Talented and Gifted

Hank mowed part of the back yard yesterday with Gary's supervision and, in general, he has been taking on more responsibilities at home and school. All in all he's turning out to be a pretty nice kid. He likes the increasing responsibility and the independence that goes with it.

This morning when we found out that the parents of 2nd graders were involved in a Sunday School project of which we had no prior knowledge (which is what happens when you don't go to church for months) we agreed that Hank wouldn't have to go to the class this morning since there were prerequisite activities involved. We decided he could sit in the sanctuary and listen to the sermon like the rest of us.

Turns out he wasn't thrilled with that idea. He tried to persuade us that he was responsible enough to sit in the fellowship area surrounded by doughnuts and lemonade and wait for us there. His little argument was cute and fervent but not persuasive enough. He sat with us and, as much as a 7 year-old can enjoy sitting and listening to the sermon, he did and was fine. He even filled out the fill-in-the-blank study guide that comes with the sermon. But he still tried to get the last word regarding his disappointment in not being allowed to hang out by the doughnuts. He filled out the stick-on name badge not with his name but with these words:

I'M WITH STUPED.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Laugh attack

Season 3 of Newsradio arrived in the mail today and we are letting it rip. Three minutes into the first episode and Gary and I can't see for the tears. If you need a funny fix, baby this is it.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Java, huh?

I bet it won't live up to its delicious-looking package. But I did go "Ooh!" right here in my living room. (I think that counts as talking to your computer which can't be a good sign.)

Cute but smelly

There's a certain kind of stinky smell that can only be found on boys who spent part of the afternoon at an indoor skate park. It's extra pungent on a rainy day like today.

From my mother

Another toy recall. She keeps me informed.

Fun busters

Rats. The Bickersons were all ready to go to few Swarm games this season. I guess we'll have to search for another winter sport around here that involves hitting opponents with big sticks.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Weekend with my mom

"Stop eating so much cheese. You're going to give yourself a heart attack."

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Random post-performance ramblings

Who was Ted Mann anyway? Oh.

When you are in the chorus of a musical which has long stretches of non-chorus involvment, one way to entertain yourself during the show is to think about which animals in a zoo fellow chorus members would be if they were zoo animals. My alto friend Jamie said I would be a teddy bear. A what? She does not play by the rules.

SNL: Jon Bon Jovi is the host and I believe he is teasing us by sporting a mini-mullet. Rewind and go look at the opening.

The Darjeeling Limited better be good. I feel like someone owes me for the time I spent viewing The Life Aquatic even though Bottle Rocket + The Royal Tenenbaums + Rushmore > One pretty bad movie experience. Still. That was at least $9 wasted.

What exactly is the divorce rate for couples who go through a kitchen remodel? It's gotta be kinda high.

Speaking of movies, (I'm agreeing with Gary here despite our remodeling issues), I'm leaning against seeing The Bee Movie strictly in response to the overkill of advertising. Have you noticed? Everything's a Bee Movie ad. Beg me to see it? No. Pay me to see it? I'll consider.

And now we're back to SNL: Darrell Hammond's Al Gore impression pleases me.

Going through "old" pictures

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

It most certainly is

If you ever ask yourself whether or not being a parent is worth the pain, heartache, frustration, consumption of alcohol, and fist fights that go hand in hand with the experience of creating, bearing, and rearing children here's your answer:

Strange brew

How much sugar do you put in your coffee in the morning? I watched a man pour nine packets of sugar in his cup at Caribou this morning. He opened and poured them one at a time. While that was happening, (I was in an in-grocery store coffee shop), another gentleman entered the store, walked over to the motorized grocery carts you sometimes see, drove it forward two feet, got off and ordered a coffee. He then got back on the cart and drove it three feet to the pick-up counter, retrieved his coffee, backed up approximately five feet to its original parked position, got off and walked out of the store. I think it was some kind of performance art. I know I was entertained.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Papa John's

I got on their email list accidentally and my mailbox subject line read: "Try Papa John's New Six Cheese Pizza!!"

And my immediate thought was "DELICIOUS!" My second most immediate thought was "Aren't four-cheese pizzas constipating enough?"

Battle of the Ancient Empires

Hope: This is how you make a wu. (Constructs a wu -- aka "5" -- out of pretzel sticks.)

Hank: Well, Hope, do you know how to make a 5 Roman numeral-style?

Sunday, October 07, 2007

Weather forecast

How can there be a 100% chance of precipitation tomorrow morning at 5:00? Who can be that sure of the weather? Who is it, some kind of time-traveling weatherman?

Weather.com

Update: Turns out it was 100% rainy at 4:00 A.M. I'm pretty sure the rain had stopped by 5. What say ye now, mighty weatherperson?

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Conundrum (solved by Mr. Bickerson)

Hope spent $1 of her allowance on a Disney Princess Diary from the dollar section of our local Target. She had unwrapped it and commenced writing in it on the way home in the car.

Hope: "How do you spell Dear?"

Me: "D-E-A-R."

Hope: "How do you spell Diary?"

Me: "D-I-A-R-Y. Then you make a comma."

Hope: "What's a comma?"

Hank: "Hope, the idea of a diary is that it's a secret. You can't ask people to spell stuff in your diary 'cause then they'll know."

Gary: "Then I guess you need to start your entry 'Dear Journal.'"

Friday, October 05, 2007

Honoring the Superfunny

One of the highlights of my day (I have many for which I am so grateful -- they help to dampen the effect of children who come off the school bus everyday screaming for INSTANT GRATIFICATION in the form of CHOCOLATE and TV and PLAYDATES NOW DAMN IT I SAID NOW!!!!) is putting on the earphones and listening to the podcast of The Dennis Miller Radio Show while I fold clothes, vaccum, run Peggy, pick up dog poop, remove hidden, petrified bagels from under Hank's blankets, etc.

No matter what your politics, you have to admit that he puts on a highly entertaining radio program. Today a caller phoned in to talk about the new Caveman show which I haven't seen yet and was apparently panned by everyone alive except Dennis Miller. He started reminiscing about Phil Hartman and his Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer sketches on SNL. Flashback to 9 years ago when Phil Hartman was killed. My mom called me because she knew how funny he was and how much I, among millions of other people, liked him on SNL, Newsradio, etc. That was a sad day, the day he died. Here's a little montage I found on You Tube:

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Overheard at rehearsal and, Am I a hayseed? Yeah, I think I am.

Tonight the second bananas sang one of the big, fun songs from the upcoming show. I'm not very much up on who's who in the singing business but, quite obviously, the female second banana role is being sung by a Who's Who.

"Is that somebody we're supposed to know? She's a pretty good singer."

(Cough) "Yeah. I suppose she's okay. For this role."

"Yeah. I guess she'll do."

"Yeah."

I aim to amuse

Email is dangerous. Here's a tip. If you are in a hurry to meet your son as he gets off the school bus in the pouring rain, why don't you set aside your email activities for three minutes? I was in a hurry to get Hank but thought I could be efficient and scan and email a couple of personal financial documents before running for the bus. I'm not sure what my old high school best friend might want to do with our pay stubs but she has a record now of what we make. Hey, maybe she'll decide to loan us some of her money.