Hank came home with a big grin on his face today from three hours of playing kick-ball, tag, and dodgeball with the spring break K-6th crowd.
Mom, when I was playing dodgeball and the big guy threw the ball at me one time I caught it and one time it hit me in the guts!
Wow, that must have hurt.
No, it didn't hurt but then one time he threw it and it hit me in the stomach and it felt like when I did a bellyflop at the pool. That hurt.
Wait a minute. You said it hit you in the guts and the stomach? That's the same thing, isn't it?
Nuh-uh, Mom. Your GUTS is your PENIS.
Ah. I see.