Friday, June 02, 2006

That's not a bunny and THAT'S NOT PEGGY!!

Hank: Mom! Peggy's got a bunny in the backyard and it's dead!

Mom goes out the back door armed with a plastic bag with which to dispose of small, unfortunate, dead, teeny-tiny bunny.


Mom has heart attack when she sees precious daughter standing in the yard cuddling a 10-pound dead rabbit in her arms like it was her newborn child.

Mom: DROP THAT *!@!^%$ 'BUNNY'!

Hope drops giant rabbit in the grass: THUD. Or perhaps it was more of a WHUMP. I kid you not. It was a HUGE rabbit.

Is it too early for a cocktail?

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