Hank: Mom! Peggy's got a bunny in the backyard and it's dead!
Mom goes out the back door armed with a plastic bag with which to dispose of small, unfortunate, dead, teeny-tiny bunny.
Mom has heart attack when she sees precious daughter standing in the yard cuddling a 10-pound dead rabbit in her arms like it was her newborn child.
Mom: DROP THAT *!@!^%$ 'BUNNY'!
Hope drops giant rabbit in the grass: THUD. Or perhaps it was more of a WHUMP. I kid you not. It was a HUGE rabbit.
Is it too early for a cocktail?