It's got me on a wave of searching beyond for stuff online that I don't need and can't afford. There appears to be an infinite number of items to be found on the internet that fit that category (i.e., don't need, can't afford). Luckily there is another category of things that don't yet exist that I will never need and probably will not be able to afford.
Like this. Who doesn't want one of those? You would so totally be able to stop the toasting process within a second or two of when your bread slice is toasted to the degree you like.
I like my toast lightly toasted. You?