Is anyone else's first grader throwing a king-size temper tantrum in his bedroom because he snotted off to his mother and she has revoked TV privileges for the day? I need some empathizin'. How can a SIX-year-old be this miserable? If somebody told me my punishment was that I couldn't watch Letterman tonight, you know what I would do? I would get THE HELL OVER IT! I would find something the HELL ELSE TO DO!
(Child psychology is pissing me off today I don't mean to take it all out on all of you.)