So there she was all cozy with her head smushed against Gary's lap when he lets out a gargantuan sneeze, scaring the crap out of her and me. Peggy looked up at him and then put her head back down.
I said, "I wonder if dogs can catch bird flu?"
"Well, I'm not a bird so she doesn't need to worry."
Me again, "I wonder if she can catch the swine flu?"
It was the only other flu I could think of at the moment.