Dogs shall be allowed to relieve themselves one time every 5 miles of running.
A babysitter who cleans your daughter's room is worth her weight in gold.
Mr. B is keeping me updated on the going price for Bob Dylan tickets and every time he tells me how much more front row seats are going for on Craigslist I think he wants to sell ours. No. He just wants me to know what a kick ass concert we are going to on election night.
It's best to never go in a Kowalski's grocery store. The ambience and products are too fine; too wonderful for the average Joe.