Grassaholic™1 friends are coming to visit for the weekend and so the day started early here in The Bickerson Household with a bang. Work will be done or you're all being shipped off to a military school in Texas (and I'm not kidding because there is such a school not too far from Grandma Hanson, who might be willing to bring you a cookie once a month or so. MAYBE.). So everyone decided to try to be cheerful about yard chores.
And then I saw this:
"Hope! Why are you giving me the stink eye? Why are you so mad?"
"I am not mad, Mom. If I smile my ear buds will fall out."2
Well, carry on then.
1 Term coined and trademarked by Hank.
2 Does Apple make child-sized ear buds?