You are out on a nice, sunny, late afternoon run two miles from home and sudden digestive distress strikes. Do you:
a. look for adequate shrubbery cover in the immediate vicinity;
b. knock on your relatively new babysitter's family's door and beg for help thereby ensuring said family will never allow their daughter to babysit your children again since you will have revealed yourself to be a disturbed and incontinent mother;
c. turn around and run home hoping that husband and children are not there to taunt you for pooping your pants?