I don't know why I'm spending time reading about this story beyond the reason that Tom Cruise is in the entertainment business and he's suddenly become very interesting in a train wreck sort of way. I think the thing that bothers me most (again, why should I care?) is that he's being so public about his new relationship. He has kids from a previous marriage. I think that would stop me from going on Oprah and gushing about my new main squeeze. Wouldn't that make the kids feel bad? Or just weird? Or maybe that's just showbiz.