This is why we're The Bickersons

Mr. B: Is it just too difficult for you to get a new package of paper towels out of the garage when the roll in the kitchen is empty?

There was a dramatic pause...just long enough (1.5 seconds) for Mr. B. to think to himself, I am so very screwed.

Mrs. B: Yes. It is exactly as difficult for me to open a new package of paper towels as it is for you to clean a toilet, make a bed, get your dirty clothes to the basement, shut off the lights in the basement when you come upstairs, wipe a counter, or pick up dog poop in the yard. Shall I go on?

Case dismissed.