Thursday, August 10, 2006

Flying has always sucked and that's why I never fly

But I felt somewhat pacified knowing that I could always take along a comforting latte. Now it looks like I have to travel with an INFANT (Geez!) if I want to hide an iced caramel machiatto in a baby bottle. (DAMN it.)

Terrorists: YOU TOTALLY FREAKIN' SUCK THE GIANT SUCKSTER! SO GO SUCK IT! SUCKERSTERS!! (Damn it! Geez.) (And it's not funny to joke about it, but DAMN IT! I'm not flying.)

1 comment:

  1. As you know, I also think flying sucks, but not as much as driving cross-country with your children!

    Hey, if you are loving Napoleon, you must rent "Benchwarmers." Saw it last night and laughed our brains out.