Another reason to stop reading the news:
Bugs in your coffee at Starbucks
I glanced at this headline and it all came slamming back into my head. I had successfully blocked out the memory of my trip to the Starbuck's drive-through window in Edina last summer. I'll spare you the long, drawn-out version of the story -- the kind of story that makes Mr. Bickerson's eyes roll back in his head and wish I was telling him about my latest dream featuring a laundromat and a trip to the bank in my underwear.
It boils down to this:
An Iced Caramel Box Elder Bug Macchiato is not a refreshing summer indulgence.