I voted

And for some of the candidates, it felt a lot like choosing who's it first in a game of Toilet Tag:

Eeeny, meeny, miny, moe...

God help the people who win today to steer this ship in the right direction (whatever way that is).

(And good luck to Mr. Bickerson who has to break it to the children that the 30 minute per child screen time tonight is going to amount to watching election returns.)