The children have been served minced hotdog meat on a whole wheat (I stop to pat myself on the back) bun and are eating supper in the basement while watching a Veggie Tales Christmas video. It's a regular Norman Rockwell scene, I tell ya. Why minced, you ask? Because yours truly has choking phobia:
IF ANYONE CHOKES DOWN HERE WOULD THE OTHER ONE PLEASE RUN UPSTAIRS AND GET ME SO I MIGHT ADMINISTER THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER?