Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Give thanks

When you've had a bad day and you're feeling awful about how your life is bad and you have the worst kids in the world and things never go your way, get down on your knees and thank God that you weren't thrown off an airplane for having really bad smelling farts.

Gas attack

(Okay, I realize that she was kicked off the plane for lighting a match to conceal the smell but it's just way funnier to think that it was because the gas was worse than most.)

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