"...Workin' for a livin'....WORKIN'..."

I decided seven years of sitting on the couch, eating bon bons and lusting after male soap opera stars and Regis is enough. I was rusting away (...rustedy rust rust....dustedy dust dust to quote from my favorite children's books). I have a little contract for some work via Gar-Co. We are a diverse company, now offering data warehouse technology expertise AND speech pathology assessments and treatment. The president of Gar-Co has kindly promoted me to the postition of senior assistant. He's the best boss I've ever worked for.