Bad news, Hank

Hank started a little lacrosse mini-camp today and after he suffered through what I know he considered very boring drills of throwing and scooping and throwing and catching he asked the important question, "When do we get to PLAY A GAME?"

The coach answered, "Probably Wednesday."

And so I had to translate that question: "He wants to know when he can start CHECKING people."

Answer: "Not until you are in high school."

The coach needed to know that the whole reason Hank wants to play lacrosse is so he can hit other people with a big stick.