1. 70 year-old man in a black thong attempting to participate in water slide activities. He fell and hit his head. He was unhurt but everyone watching him suffered a traumatic brain injury.
2. You know how bike jerseys have those little pockets in the back for a banana and your wallet? You know how on Ragbrai there are lines for the portable toilets as far as the eye can see? How much money would you have to have to justify reaching into the murky depths to retrieve the wallet that fell out of your bike jersey pocket? I hope she had
a LOT of money her life savings in there.