Gary and I are sitting out on the deck tonight, listening to the sprinkler water our tomatoes. The radio is on and a local station is discussing the impending Kevin Garnett trade to the Boston Celtics. I listen to a lot of talk radio and, although I have never been to a Timberwolves game, I know who Kevin Garnett is. We've been hearing about him on the radio for YEARS! Someone mentions that Kevin Garnett is 31 years-old.
"Kevin Garnett is only 31??"
"Yeah, I guess so."
"We are SO old."
"Yeah. We are."
Update: And nothing fixes the feeling that you're old better than a late-night skinny-dip in your back-yard, $150, white-trash swimming pool. Refreshing!