If there were 75 fat and lazy rabbits sitting on our deck right now Peggy and Sami would only raise their cups of hot chocolate to toast them and wish them "Good luck out there you fat, lazy, slow rabbits. We would like to kill you if it were less frigid today but instead choose to sit by the window and sip our hot chocolates."
How cold is it?
Yes, it is so cold that human beings across the Twin Cities are making hot chocolate for their dogs. With marshmallows.