You have officially gone too far with the bacon. OK, you didn't, but if that was YOU in the photo...that would be too much.
I'm not sure if I should let Mr. Rellim view this. The bacon doesn't bother me so much as the need for a closer underarm shave.
Agreed. I also think it would be nice if the bacon was cooked.
"it would be nice if the bacon was cooked."As a man I would say, she is so hot the bacon would cook in no time at all.