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Hank has a great teacher who is the perfect combination of firm disciplinarian, intelligence, and grandmotherlyness. Which is why it came as a shock to hear her re-state to us what he said happened on the playground yesterday. To wit:

"He told me he 'took a knee to the nuts.'"

Indeed he did. He sat in the nurse's office with an ice pack on his nether regions for 10 minutes.

I have been asked by certain persons who shall remain nameless to rethink my comedic abilities. Or lack-thereof.