Detention

I've picked up some hours at an elementary school and I have been thoroughly enjoying my time with the little kids. Each one is adorable in his or her own way. AND it has been wonderful to sit and commiserate chat with another speech pathologist. Every conversation with every kid is fun but I would like to present to you an exchange I had today between me and a young boy who was serving detention in the principal's office:

"I looked for you out on the playground at recess today and you weren't there."

"I can't go to recess for five days because I called my mom a dumb hobo."