Jinxed myself

I had been bragging about not being sick to several people over the last few weeks so I should have expected this.

I am sick with a head full of Jello and a throat full of razor blades. I really need a big snowstorm or ice storm or burst-pipes-in-the-school-disaster in order to stay home tomorrow. I can't afford to miss otherwise, with all the work that needs to be done.