Terrier is for Terrorist

John Wayne is a bad listener, food thief, underpants thief, runaway, barker, a nonstop barker, a biter, a dog with no sense whatsoever of personal space and not even bathroom privacy, a door scratcher, a screen scratcher, a couch digger, a dirt digger, a greedy bone thief who takes Tammy's bones right out of her mouth, and a bad, bad walker on a leash.

But he's so cute.

Update: How could I forget toilet drinker?