In case you're looking for me today

I will be out back, ridding the yard of one winter's worth of dog poo. It's going to be a long day.

UPDATE: She eats way too much...and she knows it.

And so is she

P-O-O-P. Is that spelled poop?

Yes. Why are you spelling poop?

It's P-O-O-P spells poop? I need to write it. Is this a P?

Why are you writing poop?

It's a joke! About POOP! It's for DAD! Duh!