Friday, December 31, 2004

2004 Highlights

The ultimate highlight of 2004 was Mrs. Bickerson's brush with brain damage. Hands down! Not only was she able to avoid five solid days of wiping dirty bottoms and doing dishes, she enjoyed three nights of peaceful morphine sleep at North Memorial and an easy, 10-pound weight loss. The two-week prescription of pain medicine allowed her to forgive Mr. Bickerson more quickly for accusing her of having a nervous breakdown instead of viral encephalitis.

Christmas exclamations by Spidey: "I'm RICH!! I'm RICH for Power Rangers!!"

The living room makeover. "A dull living room is transformed." Yeah. Our house is a celebrity. Email me if you would like an 8x10 glossy.

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