Friday, May 19, 2006
I may be disinvited
Last night I remembered that I had forgotten to RSVP to an invitation for a bridal shower. I picked up the phone, dialed and started leaving a voice message. Guess who else was in the room with me and guess who must have had an out-of-body experience (there's no other explanation), imagining himself in the boundary waters all alone, with no one in the immediate vicinity to hear his incredibly loud passing of gas. To his credit he was horrified (and he almost laughed himself to death) after he realized he did what he did. But he refused to call her back and leave a message apologizing and explaining that it was he and not his wife who did that while she was on the phone RSVP-ing for a BRIDAL SHOWER!