Cheating (or not) scandal aside, we are going to have a cycling celebrity on Ragbrai this year. The possibilities are tantalizing! Will we see Lance at The Corn Woman massage booth? At the Pastafari Boys' booth? Will he pee in the cornfields with banjo accompaniment? Will he dance in every town to the unofficial Ragbrai theme songs: Strokin', Macarena, and Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy? Will he be participating in the naked beer slides that crop up every year?
It's going to be like Where's Waldo this summer.