A couple of months ago one of our local news stations (Fox 9! News at 9!) devoted six or seven minutes (it felt like 40) of primetime news time to a story about a small cat. Everybody was wondering how this small cat could be a fully grown adult cat. It was small. Like a kitten. But it had been around for more than two years. So it was fully grown. But small. Really small.
It was an amazing story (not).
And now I see that small cats are in the news yet again.
Cats are small. This is news?