Hope's gonna make a great paramedic and maybe pitcher

She's been shooting and me and Peggy all day long with Hank's grocery store pistol. Wouldn't quit. So, I did like my mom used to do and played dead. I thought she'd do what I used to do: cry and yell, "Wake up MOMMY!"

Not our daughter.

She slapped me across the cheek as hard as she could. She has a very strong right-hand slap.