1.) I got out of the van at Byerlys to buy the 40-count bag of pizza rolls needed for tomorrow's Y-camp cook-out. (I know: Pizza rolls? At a cook-out? WTF? [I always wanted to type that, by the way.]) When I stepped out of the car I felt a sudden pain in the back of my knee and limped my way through the store. It's only a little better now with 600 mg of ibuprofen in me, but I are certain that if you step out of a car and twist your knee, that's a sign.
2.) When I surf the web these days I more often than not hit the "view" drop-down menu to "make text bigger." Three times.