Hope: "How do you spell Dear?"
Hope: "How do you spell Diary?"
Me: "D-I-A-R-Y. Then you make a comma."
Hope: "What's a comma?"
Hank: "Hope, the idea of a diary is that it's a secret. You can't ask people to spell stuff in your diary 'cause then they'll know."
Gary: "Then I guess you need to start your entry 'Dear Journal.'"