Kids say the darndest things at church

The Sunday School teacher asked the rhetorical question to a large group of third graders, "Do you know what 'testament' means?" Hank leaned over to me and said, "No, but I know what a 'tentacle' is."

Hope told me that they made lemonade in her class. Another mother commented, "Must've been one of those lessons about when life gives you lemons..." to which Hope looked up at her a replied, "No. We used the powder."