Sunday, November 16, 2008

Hot topic

"I'm weighing whether or not to take a shower today."

--crickets chirping--

"I'm wondering what the pros and cons are of me taking a shower today."

--more crickets--

"Gary, I'm asking for your input. This is an opportunity for you to have your say on this important issue."

"I don't have an opinion. I'm watching a football game."

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