Wednesday, February 10, 2010


Hank: What's a 'conservative?'
Me: A conservative is someone who wants you to keep your allowance.
Hank: And what's a 'liberal?'
Me: A liberal is someone who wants the government to decide how to spend your allowance.
Hank: On what?
Me: Well, all kinds of things. Let's say they want to spend your allowance on eggs.
Hank: They'd be MY eggs.
Me: Well...


  1. No, they'd be MY eggs, because my chickens froze in the last snowstorm because I forgot to turn on the heat in the chicken coop.

  2. dems = but then you help EVERYONE get eggs! eggs for all! ;)

  3. i stumbled across your blog and well, i think you are great