Ow

While I was praised today for my superior dental hygiene and rewarded by God with no cavities or other concerns, I paid for my six-year dentist visit lapse with major league scraping and a massive, all-day headache like I have never known. Seriously, that hygienist belongs in some kind of hall of fame.

I apologize in advance if, when I smile your way, I blind you with my sparkly teeth.