Have your pets spayed and neutered and if you ever happen to find yourself incarcerated feel free to enjoy my personal hygiene products

We smash radios on the floor and grind toothbrushes on cinder block walls to see how easily they can be made into shanks. All of our hygiene products are screened for pork and other animal products to minimize conflicts with the practice of religious beliefs. And our mattresses are regularly tested to ensure that they meet the standards of ASTM.

The Bob Barker family of products is used by some of the toughest customers in the world, and we never lose sight of that. Low prices, valued products, and quality service guaranteed.

Do you think it's the Bob Barker? The ex-convict I met on Ragbrai claimed that her jumpsuit had his name on the label.