Tuesday, September 25, 2007

WWJE?

Every six years or so my mom consults with me for advice on naming things. She recently asked for my advice in naming her new shitzu and I suggested Martha and Betty. She thought those were terrible names so I was surprised when she asked my advice last night with the naming of her new church dining club. I suggested Where Would Jesus Eat? Not only is that a great name, I'm certain there are probably several of those out there already. But Mom didn't like that so I came up with Chewing for Jesus or Masticating with the Messiah. And now I don't know if she'll ever speak to me again.

2 comments:

  1. I love all the suggestions!

    I read a political cartoon once that pictured George Bush wearing a button that said "WWJB - What Would Jesus Bomb?"

    ReplyDelete
  2. oooo, masticating with the messiah. I like.

    ReplyDelete