Hank: Your dad and I LOVE that you are liking school this year. I will help you with angles. I love geometry. I think it is so cool that you are are good writer. We are so proud of you.
Hope: Dad and I are not surprised that your teacher thinks you make the whole class happy. You light up our lives! And you are rocking math. Way to go, Hope.
Now stop being such bastards to each other, okay? And please wear socks with shoes. Your shoes will thank you.
(Couldn't be a happier parent.)